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he is the boy that got with Sophia
-hey what does tom klein mean
-yeah it means that if you are named that, you got with sophia
-weren't you that guy that got with Sophia
-yeah i was!
tom klein by kcosgrove May 10, 2022

calvin klein chicken 

scant portions of chicken as identified by small breasts and skinny legs
Even after an entire plate of Black Bear Diner's Calvin Klein Chicken, I left the restaurant hungry.
calvin klein chicken by Hopkins21 November 20, 2019

Calvin Klein 

What you wear when you can't afford Ralph Lauren and/or when you're waging a war on society and decide that you're not going to join in with the mainstream fuckbois.
Dude: "Yo man what's up with the Calvin Klein? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLOS SON??"

Friend: "Man fuck Polos, I'm done with that shit. FUCK SOCIETY."

Dude: "You're broke aren't you?"

Friend: "..Maybe."

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Calvin Klein by jeremyrepublic August 16, 2016

Calvin Klein 

When you’re not quite Gucci, but you’re getting there.
Friend: We Gucci? Me: We’re Calvin Klein.
Calvin Klein by KarGuy November 11, 2020

Calvin Klein 

the type of underwear every lil fuck boy wears a little higher than their pants so when they take off their shirt everyone can see the brand of underwear there wearing.
Tom; "did you see that fight between alex and john???"
Mark; "yup sure did"
Tom; "did u see when alex took off his shirt?"
Mark; "ugh that lil fuck boy?"
Tom; "why is he a fuck boy?'
Mark did you what underwear he was wearing?"
Tom; no why?
Mark; he was wearing calvin klein"
Tom; "ooooh fuck alex!, that lil fuck boy"
Mark; "fuck that lil fuck boy"

ralph klein

The best leader the fine Province of Alberta has ever seen. He has rid the province of rats, debt, Provincial sales tax and unfair rules and regulations within the business community and the Oil Patch. Ralph Klein is a conservative, and has brought Alberta's GDP per capita to the number one spot in the country with help from the Oil and Gas industry. Currently, Alberta now pays for the maritime provinces, nunavut, and the northwest territories to exist from revenues from just the province. Ralph's believe in equal treatment for ALL citizens even the rich who are severely taxed for contributing the most to the economic prosperity we all enjoy. He supports fair policies including fair taxation policy for all levels of income earners, not just taxing the rich, and letting the poor pay for nothing. Ralph Klein isn't afraid of being honest and will speak his mind without fear of left-wing cry-babbies making a fuss about the truth. Also, despite his trouble with alcohol, he still managed to lead the province away from economic disaster whilst under the influence.

Now that our great leader is sober, the province has never been better.

"You can't keep spending a buck-ten, when you only have a buck." - The Honourable Ralph Klein
Hey did you see Ralph pwn that commie scumbag?

Ralph Klein will crush the debt and communism with his laser-gun eyesight.
ralph klein by calg-student April 12, 2006