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Keele Cock Block

Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.
Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.
by Jack Shaw December 21, 2007
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Keel over and Die

The act of suddenly falling over and dying.
This ice cream makes me want to keel over and die
by PickledBagels November 14, 2022
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Do The Liam Keel

Very VIGOROUS, FAST, and ANGRY sex with a boy on boy or boy on girl but the catch is you're not in love with them because it's transactional sex made famous by Liam Keel's rough sex fantasies and it's practically you both fighting while jumping and thrusting to make the other cum first.
I'm stoked to Do The Liam Keel with my best friend's sister's best friend. Loser who cums first buys the meal after... I've been training with edging for longer...
by Liams Bank July 2, 2025
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Keel

Keel is a term used mostly in Blowing Rock of North Carolina, it's a slang for a cart with feet.
"Hey man I just saw a keel!"

"What the fuck! keel's are real?"
by ToeSnatcher47 January 2, 2022
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Keel

English slang of kill your self. Or kill my self
Ewww Esmé, your so ugly go keel
I might as well just keel
by Abigail-Esmé January 20, 2018
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Big Keel

Nickname for the American My Little Pony creator Liam Keel "The King of My Little Pony", "kingofmlp" created by himself in late 2024 to appear as the STRONG, BIG, and POWERFUL leader he is.
I got a call from Big Keel, it ain't pretty. My King needs my services, better get going he don't like tardiness.
by Liams Bank October 9, 2025
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Keel

Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.
Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"
by Potatolord-beansaver November 22, 2021
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