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Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.
Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.
by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018
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Kayanna

disappears often, loves the color purple, is obsessed with vampires and twilight. will not buy things unless they are on sale.

smart, funny, loves to dance in public and is friends with everyone.
really awesome.

everyone that sees her does a double take.
Person 1: Whoaa.. i swear i just saw something

Person 2: She disappears so often she's got to be a Kayanna.

Person 3: That's for sure.

(Kayanna re-appears)
by wrestlingthang July 11, 2010
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kyvan

a very sensitive and awkward guy. one that is very shy at first. very artistic, with an eye for catching photographs at the perfect time. his best friends' names will start with an "m" and an "s". will most likely be girls. usually plays soccer, or if not, then some other type of sport. very very very very awkward and muscular.
his name must be kyvan
by anonymous98751 December 29, 2010
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Kavyan

a smart guy who always helps someone out. he always has his yoyo and plays with it. he is not afraid to public speak and is brave. you can always trust him, with anything. He also is good and super smash bros, and very good at rapping.
oh I bet kavyan is going up on the stage to perform!
by Sharkgoggles March 14, 2019
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Kavyanshi

Nice girl any guy could get
She is kavyanshi
by Best girl anyone can get June 2, 2019
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Kavanaugh

To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.
Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.
by agb79 September 28, 2018
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kavanaugh tears

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.
by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018
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