Judith Chalmers

A person who seldom turns up for appointments or work commitments.

Judith Chalmers is the British TV presenter that presents 'Wish You Were Here' holiday program. She travels to different parts of the world

Where's Judith Chalmers today? Taking another holiday.

by Aneka Beaver November 3, 2006

Jupiter Fisted

Fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die.

Erin: "I got Jupiter fisted last night, I almost died"

Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"

by pvilleslut November 12, 2013

Jupiter's Incense

A sick rock band based out of Central Virginia.

You heard the new Jupiter's Incense record yet, nig?

by riggsthehammy October 22, 2011

Jupiter

A fairly shy guy that loves mortal kombat and freddie cougar and also takes glances at the girl he likes and he always has a warm smile that makes you want to smile too but he is so out of my league :(
He is just ... oddly dreamy

Girl1:omg he loves mortal kombat too
Girl2:ofc hes obviously a jupiter

by Vicelorrds June 20, 2017

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

this sentence refers to mock boys to say that they got to jupiter to get stupider.

Anna said to billy "boys go to jupiter to get more stupider"

by yourpseudonym7193729573 November 26, 2022

Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!

A pretty good Russian song. Also known as Jupiter (Thanks to the Jupiter Animation Meme) and it's Russian name, Земля, земля, я юпитер!

Charlotte: Damn, this is one good song.
Shirley: What is?
Charlotte: Jupiter by Prvrln.
Shirley: Oh.
Pinkleaf: *appears from nowhere* I don't understand vodka language.
Charlotte: Or if you want to look it up, type in "Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!" or just "jupiter prvrln".

by *cough* hello May 19, 2019

jupiter

A highened sensory experience, transcendentally close to Blissdom.

Squizzy said to Hammy:"I wanna one-way ticket to Jupiter."

by Panty Pants April 15, 2005