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slang for the sperm buildup in a college dorm's trashcan
nina: yo check out this trashcan, it smells like jovan!
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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The man, The legend, This brave soldier was defeated in combat, The legend goes A man with beautiful and pleasing to look at eyes named Jovan and a vastly horrid to look at beastly figure named tabitha, this man had his soul sucked out of him by the clutch of the devil, she gripped firmly onto his reproductive organ and yanked forcefully, it had begun, yet it had not ended, his life was visibly torn violently from his pale, slim yet muscular corpse, the Malevolent witch had stuck fear into any man that dared to cross paths with her, fortunatly this act was caught and brought the demon to justice, may our fallen soldier live within our hearts.
May jovan be brought to justice once again
by Your Local Storyteller March 22, 2019
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You are most likely allergic to milk. You have beautiful blue hair with that look like you have horn. Beside that you are lovely person and you love younger girls.
Jovan please come to drink some milk. Oh yeah Jovan.
by Crni beng November 21, 2021
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A stingy individual who believes he is wonderful but is not. A man who acts highly homosexual and has a homosexual impact on minors.
Stop acting like a jovan
by Charlie willis November 23, 2021
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not kind
Jovan is not kind
by Rand0m_Us3r_8707 April 3, 2023
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A toxic person who run a discord channel and plays Valorant. Sometimes does by NightRex, JoJo, or La Tocica. Very tolerant and LGBT friendly
Oh did you see Jovan at pride?
by Nelly-Chan October 16, 2023
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