Jovan

You are most likely allergic to milk. You have beautiful blue hair with that look like you have horn. Beside that you are lovely person and you love younger girls.
Jovan please come to drink some milk. Oh yeah Jovan.
by Crni beng November 22, 2021
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Jovan

Some say 'He's the Goat" some say " He's fork lift certified" but who actually knows. The name Jovan is passed down through the pure blood families of Mayan descent for over 500 years. Legend has it that only a few naturally talented babies with the ability to make fish fear him and women love him are given the name JOVAN. A name passed down to humans from the heavens to serve for the better of mankind has a set destiny of conquering all the women in the world. Because of his superior genes a Jovan will naturally have a broad built frame making it easy to look superior to your average person. His insane intellect shocks the panties off women; while his speech blows bras away. Any women that meets him has the the honor of being within the presence of a divine being.
" Dude relax, your not Jovan so just stop. You don't even have a thigh slapper."
by AnonymousJovan October 27, 2022
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not kind
Jovan is not kind
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Jovan

The European man that only a plabbashy person can own. A property of plabbashy kind of people.
Person 1: Hey, I wanna date jovan!
Person 2: You can't, the plabbashy will come after you! You're dead girl!
by February 07, 2021
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