High-beam Jousting

When two drivers at night on opposite sides of the road refuse to turn off there high beams(or forget to) and see who can last the longest without driving off the road or crashing .

Guy1: Dude i noticed that your car was dented what happened at the movies last night?

Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.

by thatguy105 October 8, 2010

Member Jousting

aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.

Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight

Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird

Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)

by FisherMoney February 6, 2008

milk jousting

A sexual act of ramming ones mouth and cumming in their face

Roberts milk jousting Jaquelins face tonight. It going to be sick bruh

by Uppercunt March 6, 2015

dingus jousting

When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.

I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

Man Jousting

When two men verbally argue in a bid to see who is in some way better. It is generally very distracting and can sometimes be used to distract each man from whatever work they may be trying to avoid

Jacky: I heard you are sloppy at your job
Jordan: I heard the same about you
Jacky: Yeah takes one to know one
Abbey: can you guys quit man jousting and get back to your work

by AbbeyRu June 17, 2019

Pregnancy Jousting

The process of two pregnant women, running for a head on collision course for each other. Just before the collision both women jump towards each other, colliding bumps with extreme amounts of force. Only the strongest baby survives.

Women 1: ''I'm 7 Months Pregnant''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''

by ChromaKier January 15, 2020

Bin jousting

A game commonly played at heavy metal festivals, such as Bloodstock, in which two people stand on two dumpsters which are slammed into each other by fellow festival goers. The person who stays on their bin the longest wins.

“Did you see the bin jousting at Bloodstock last night? It was fucking brutal!”

by Imnotdoxxingmyself March 4, 2023