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Jonah

Jonah is the most amazing guy you could ever talk to or meet. He will make you laugh for hours on end. He's wonderful but doesn't believe it when you tell him so. He has awesome eyes and hair. He is very good looking but it probably a little too modest about it. He's so smart and loves to share random facts with others. He's a major bookworm. He is very sweet and nice but notice how sweet he actually is. The thought of never talking to him again crushes your heart.
Jenny: I'm so in love with him!
Sarah: what's he like?
Jenny: he's a Jonah!
Sarah: wow never let him go!
by Awkwardness:P August 12, 2011
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Josiah

Josiah is the best guy youll ever meet. He's smart, funny, and adorable. He pretends to be a man of no emotions but deep down he's very feelingsy. He loves to help others but pushes himself too far sometimes. Very loyal to his girl and never makes mistakes twice. Shows his appreciation well and often. Very smart in some areas, but needs a bit of help in others. A great boyfriend, great friend, and all around amazing guy.
Girl 1: Are you dating Josiah?!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's the best.
Girl 1: Wow, I wish I was that lucky!
by Whoopdiedo1015 January 27, 2019
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Jonah

A savage sagittarius whom is pleased by only the dankest and spiciest memes and only listens to real music like the song "Take On Me"Of by A-ha
Jonah is always talking about memes.
by MemeQueen41285 April 2, 2017
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Jonah

Jonah is an artsy, funny person. He is incredibly intelligent and loves reading. Most of the time, though, his head is in the clouds, which leads to his existential thoughts. He is an amazing artist, whether it comes to music (usually plays the saxophone), cooking, or drawing and painting. When first meeting people appears very shy, but once he warms up he is super fun to talk to! Says random shit. He isn’t very athletic but loves being outside. His greatest quality, though, is that he is very honest. If you tell him a secret, you can be sure it will stay between you and him. Always super kind. Has blonde or brown hair, tall and skinny, usually a sagitarius.

If you ever meet a Jonah, befriend him! He will always listen to you and be very patient.
What the hell is the point of this box in definitions like these?” Jonah asked
by WildRaccoon August 13, 2018
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Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.
Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.
by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005
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Josiah

The kid you wish you were cause he is a sexy thang and gets all the girls. He is also great at all sports except for soccer and he will steel yo ho any day but he won’t cause he is humble and sticks with his girl. He is better than you and if you wanna be cool be friends with Josiah or change your name to Josiah. He will always be charming and awesome cause he is just to dope. He is the DOPEST DAMN person ever and he knows it he just doesn’t brag about it. He ain’t cocky but he knows he the coolest person in the world. He is also a straight OG SaVaG So overall he is just the most lit, dopest person in the world and he gets all the chicks.
The girl: That Josiah over there is the coolest/hottest guy in the world!
by Isjehdj January 31, 2018
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Juniah

Juniah is a very pretty girl and Juniahs have been broken inside buh listens to people that has her heart she is very independent when it come to her friends she barely has friends,she likes dancing and doing hair.At the end of the day she doesn’t care what people think and all day she thinks about what her inspiration in life.
Juniah is a girl
by Unknown user urban duct August 7, 2018
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