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Johannisburg Pinto 

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.
Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

Johanned 

When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.
Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.
Johanned by Huh-wtf? June 12, 2018

johannesevangeliet 

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school
omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?
johannesevangeliet by franky fly_ February 27, 2020

Johannelund 

Johannelund, in West Stockholm, Sweden is a station on the Green Rail municipal commuter system.

This municipal railway system was, interestingly, started in 1941, the very same year that some other European railway systems were being bombed out of existence. Doubtless, the tax base that financed this particular railway was likely derived from funds obtained from trading with various warring powers (no need to mention specific countries, is there?).
In the late 20th and early 21st Centuries, a sometimes heated dialogue has emerged in Sweden about the country's former blindness to the midcentury crimes of the Nazis; members of both sides of this dialogue have ridden the Green Rail system, stopping, perhaps, at the Johannelund station, quite possibly unaware of how the funds for the railway system had been originally generated.
In all fairness to the Swedes, nonetheless, it should be pointed out that their country's attitude towards the Nazis was often influenced by the vulnerability of their geographical location. At times in the 1940s, Sweden was completely surrounded by German-controlled countries and, as such, could have been invaded at the drop of ein Stahlhelm (Ger: steel helmut).
Johannelund by Dr Whosis December 12, 2009

Oscar Friis Johannesson 

A very homosexual guy, who likes to suck dick. He is very popular because of his moms addition to the porn industry.
Person 1:"Do you know any gay people"
Person 2: "Yeah Oscar Friis Johannesson he is always fucking that Rasmus Sanger guy"
Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so Caring and helpful. She is strong and adventurous, and she is typically very good at cooking. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. You could also spend hours in a deep conversation with her. Everybody likes Johanne cause she is so nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have truly been blessed.
“Johanne is so beautiful

“ she sure is”
Johanne by The wisest1234 March 8, 2021