1. a loser fanboy who defends his apple products by splitting hairs and saying superior technology is a blatant rip off of his device. usually found and quickly banned in android or windows forums.
2. that loser at the mall who checks his email or otherwise just makes it look like he's doing something on his macbook in a public place such as starbucks, the mall, etc... in his mind he is the coolest person on the planet however this is farthest from the truth.
3. people who go to an apple store just to look at the shiny aluminium computers that must produce diamonds for the price they're sold at.
2. that loser at the mall who checks his email or otherwise just makes it look like he's doing something on his macbook in a public place such as starbucks, the mall, etc... in his mind he is the coolest person on the planet however this is farthest from the truth.
3. people who go to an apple store just to look at the shiny aluminium computers that must produce diamonds for the price they're sold at.
1. p 1. android is a rip off of IOS because they both have touch screens and apps
p 2. shut up you apple jackoff
2. look at that loser staring at his desktop typing nonsense in texedit such an apple jackoff
3. i hate those 13 year old apple jackoffs who go all the way across town to go to apple store to upload photobooth photos of themselves to facebook
p 2. shut up you apple jackoff
2. look at that loser staring at his desktop typing nonsense in texedit such an apple jackoff
3. i hate those 13 year old apple jackoffs who go all the way across town to go to apple store to upload photobooth photos of themselves to facebook
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