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Apple jackoff

1. a loser fanboy who defends his apple products by splitting hairs and saying superior technology is a blatant rip off of his device. usually found and quickly banned in android or windows forums.

2. that loser at the mall who checks his email or otherwise just makes it look like he's doing something on his macbook in a public place such as starbucks, the mall, etc... in his mind he is the coolest person on the planet however this is farthest from the truth.

3. people who go to an apple store just to look at the shiny aluminium computers that must produce diamonds for the price they're sold at.
1. p 1. android is a rip off of IOS because they both have touch screens and apps
p 2. shut up you apple jackoff

2. look at that loser staring at his desktop typing nonsense in texedit such an apple jackoff

3. i hate those 13 year old apple jackoffs who go all the way across town to go to apple store to upload photobooth photos of themselves to facebook
by theandroiddroid July 19, 2011
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jackoffasaur

One of those stupid little creature that go thwooop on south park
That Jackoffasaur acts very stupid
by Dan November 5, 2003
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Jackoff Aftermath

The aftermath of having an orgasm while masturbating
Hey man, can i come over?

Yea, hold on i gotta clean up my "Jackoff Aftermath"

K. :)
by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010
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jackoffery

What constitutes a willful, controlled, highly defined waste of time. It must be agreed upon by two or more parties, since both participate in the waste process.
Nick: (enters bedroom) Rowan, come hang out.

Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!

Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.

A MAD PAUSE

Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!
by GoatPulaskiSkyway August 27, 2013
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jackoff

a way to increase your risk of prostate cancer, yet addicting
i had a bad day, so i went home to jackoff
by chriso6 January 29, 2009
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jockofloria

"What kind of computer do you have?"
"It's a new kind. It's a jockofloria."
by Yo Sysop March 13, 2003
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diva jackoff sleeve

a jackoff sleeve that a fuck diva has made by being molded from her own pussy and has them handed out at her concerts or thrown from the stage to the audience. often done at porn music concerts.
John got a diva jackoff sleeve.
by Deep blue 2012 October 29, 2009
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