Jizziology

Jizziology A.k.a Tyler is a comedy entertainment page on instagram. He posts the best memes you can find.

Nick: Do you follow @jizziology on instagram bro?
Luke: Hell yeah!
Cute Girl: Wow he's so dreamy..
Nick: Haha.. right..?

by nickolas16z October 9, 2018

jizzism slap

A jizzism is when you feel the need to catch your sperm and slap your girlfriend/wife ass.

My girlfriend and I don't you condoms so I jizzism slap her ass.

by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014

Jizzillion

The number equivalent to the product of the average number of spermatozoa in an ejaculation, 250 million or 250x10^6.

In 2021, the US population is equal to 1.32 Jizzillion people.

by Jack Hoeff January 29, 2021

Jizzissippi

A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.

This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.

If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.

Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"

by Souper Rare July 28, 2022

repressed jizzims

(n) the semen built up in the male testes from the prolonged absence of said person's significant other. Often the result of long distance relationships.

Rodney had stooped into a deep depression and couldn't even muster up the strength to whack and as a result ended up with multiple repressed jizzims. However, this Saturday, he'd finally get the chance to bust a nut upon his girlfriend's arrival in town.

by Tsmudge09 October 30, 2011

jizzcock

a noun relating to the function of the penis, commonly used to belittle friends. In fact all cocks are jizzcocks

''Chris, you are a total jizzcock''

by Andy Cockerel June 12, 2007

Jizzbomb

White sticky icky fluid that comes out the penis, jizzbomb being a huge ass load that it takes 4-5 seconds to clear..generally sticking to the wall or flying up in the air & hitting something

Damn, i just jerked off for the 1st time in 3 years..what a jizzbomb that was

by Deezy May 19, 2003