Jewsey

How people from New York say "Jersey"

Frank - "Hey, asshole! Signal before you merge!"

Guy from New York - "EH! You tawkin ta me? You from fawkin New Jewsey?"

by Koolguy_gt500 March 21, 2010

Jewper Man

A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.

If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.

by tennisfreak92 March 12, 2010

jepser

A person who is kind, but will kick-ass if necessary, he will never back down and you can always depend on him.

You are as honorable as a Jepser

by Theawsomebrother July 13, 2016

Jewber

A Jewish mother who acts as a personal Uber to her kids, driving them playdate to dr appointment to dance class to etc.

I couldn't go out because I had to Jewber my daughter to the mall and then a friend's house.

by Faster Redhead June 18, 2017

Jesser

A boner given to a guy by a hot girl named Jessica.

Man that girl jessica gave me a raging jesser, I'm plow here hard.

by Big V 47 July 22, 2018

Jewbert

A Jew who has bought heavily into the corporate Lifestyle. A Jewish office rat. A Jewish executive.

I did ask Jay out for golf but he's busy this weekend teaching sensitivy training. He's not even getting paid time and a half. What a Jewbert.

by Gentleman John December 26, 2008

Jewger

The byproduct of a ginger and a jew hooking up

1 ginger + 1 jew = 1 jewger child

by mackdaddyjew January 8, 2010