janedoe

falling in love with a girl at first sight;
and you don't know her name yet so you name her janedoe.

i'm overly attracted, and terribly convinced that she could be my princess, and i could be her prince, and i felt that way since, since i saw janedoe.

by growlbabygrowl September 2, 2009

Jarred

Man with a great personality, extremely good looking, with a nice body. Tends to keep quiet about his life, but takes the time to care about others. Down to Earth, very easy to talk to. Making people laugh is just part of his nature. Very respectful. Hands down one of the greatest guys I've ever met. Only downfall is he tends to find people who doesn't appreciate his full potential or worth.

You think your man is great, until you meet Jarred

by Wonder.Woman* March 17, 2011

jarded

To be roughted, screwed over, or to end up in the worst place in the scenario.

You got jarded you (gamin) cunt

by shane leadebater July 3, 2006

Jared

The new boyfriend. He's the one who took you away from me. He has a great jawline, nice shoulders, and muscles. He's in your bed while I'm in your Twitch chat. He's just a doormat.

Yeah I've met Jared. Of course I've met Jared.

by dreamnotfoundwastaken June 22, 2022

Jared Padalecki

A species of moose.

Girl 1: Did you see that massive moose run by?

Girl 2: Oh, that was just Jared Padalecki...

by corksoakerr March 11, 2011

No jareds

A general term used to describe someone who blatantly lies when in an argument and demands proof that they performed a specific deed.

A: No, you are incorrect, I clearly saw you throw that at me.

B: Do you have any proof? No. Thank you.

A: No jareds!

by Steve Plasn April 5, 2009

jaredish

An adjective, meaning 'cold, distant, indifferent'. So named due to the attitude popular idol Jared Fogle displays when not on camera.
Can also mean sexually promiscuous.

Mark: My girlfriend's totes acting jaredish around me.
Shaquille: Slap that ho.

John: Can't believe how jaredish you're acting, Kate.
Kate: What I do with my body is my choice, Dad!

by Quarr November 29, 2010