Jethro

A kind-hearted,hard-working, beautiful soul. Utterly loveable and just makes my heart melt. Goofy but serious at the right times.

Good boy Jeffy (Jethro) I miss you boy </3

by jeffy </3 December 27, 2019

jethros castle

A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!

That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.

by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023

Jethro

A tall rich white boy who thinks hes from the hood because he wears hoodies

Rich Kid: Life was so hard growing up
People: Your such a jethro

by Ihewgumveryloudly May 20, 2022

Jethro

A guy who has greek god features and currently living somewhere on the earth, for sure. He is the god of hydration and capable of making girls crawl to his feet,just by looking at him. Working out? It's in his genes. He loves the word 'circumstantial' and despises 'slay'

"OH MY GOD! He must be a jethro"

by RealCoco March 8, 2023

JETHRO

Like you don't already know about Jethro beyond godlike from his unbelievable gorgeous smile who is chiseled with muscle outrageously charismatic not to mention the ability to heal others to feel and understand the hurt other's experience and by some miracle from God he's able to relieve the pain stress and frustration bound up with inside others this man is someone to love and admire and worship hail Lord the Master of life is truly a phenomena Jethro oh yes Jethro

If it's broke sad missing or dismantled all you need is Jethro

by Sexy good like man March 17, 2022

jethro puffs

Is a cum-filled condom with a marshmallow topper that you slurp up

Jethro puffs Jethro sitting in a tent slurping jizzed filled condoms filled marshmallows a jethro puff

by Crazy country June 24, 2017

Jethro

Obsessed with Mia, and does not no how to be normal.

"Did you hear about Jethro?"
"No?"
"He has a big crush on Mia"
"ew! Why can't he be normal?!"

by Cats4life!12213 May 6, 2022