invisibised

the act of being Invisible

While playing Halo, I was invisibised with the sniper rifle.

by R. King November 6, 2004

invisipple

Invisible people on social network sites.. People who hide their identity behind stolen photos. Bots, scammers, spammers, catfish, liars, cheats, inadequate and of dishonest intentions.

Wishing the invisipple would disappear.

by Sayithowyouseeit November 19, 2020

Rolling Invisible

Rolling invisible is when you drive at night, with no lights on. So that other drivers cannot easily spot you. It was first put in to use by Ent...for racing purposes.

I was rolling invisible on the Ventana Loop last night, it was a full moon so it wasn't that bad.

by KingL. January 10, 2010

Rectal Invasion

When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.

Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Reverse Home Invasion

The act of luring someone to your own house or apartment under false pretenses for a robbery or other criminal purposes.

A tactic usually used by drug dealers and prostitutes so the victim is less likely to come forward and to have better control over the situation as opposed to a regular home invasion where someone may have weapons etc.

1: Bro, i answered a craigslist ad for casual sex with this woman and when i showed up at her house 4 dudes jumped me and stole all my shit.
2: Damn bro, hit you with the reverse home invasion huh?

by zerogroup November 9, 2018

Indisposed

Polite way of telling a business contact that you couldn't answer the phone because you were dropping a deuce (aka pinching off a loaf, going number two, shooting submarines).

Sorry I couldn't answer your call. I was indisposed at the moment.

by dudical dude October 14, 2009

Iraq Invasion

When a guy promises to pull out because he doesn't have a condom, but instead goes halfway, screams "PSYCH!", punches the girl in the face and drops his load.

Jane didn't want to get pregnant, but unfortunately her Halliburton contractor boyfriend Mike decided to go for an Iraq invasion.

by Niles Ward December 9, 2008