inactively suicidal

When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.

Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.

by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017

Intactivist

A misguided tool for a company that wants to sell a lot of artificial foreskins.

Intactivist - If you are circumcised you are traumatised, incomplete, mutilated and your parents are evil. Want a fake foreskin?
Circumcised guy - Cool story bro. I think I'll pass.

by SufferinSuccotash September 20, 2011

Inaction man

Someone who does nothing fun... EVER. Someone who would rather hang out with his mom on a Friday night, when all his other "friends" are out clubbin' or something cool.

"Friend": Hey, wanna go clubbin with all of us cool people?!
Randy(Inaction man example): No thanks, I think I'm gonna hang out with my mother tonight... like everynight.
"Friend": Kcya

by Big D Boi Holla Back (im a gangsta) March 14, 2005

Inactivist

An inactivist is any ideologue who claims merit for activism, while doing little more than complain to their circle of friends about what should be done to further their ideology.

An inactivist claims to fight for a cause, while only engaging in actions that further their own popularity.

While claiming to fight for equal rights, the internet inactivist rarely left his computer, or engaged in any offline protests.

by Qntkka December 1, 2015

Intartube

A transportation system comprising of a vast network of tubes.

"Luke is dumb because he doesn't know what a intartube is."

by thrive868 May 11, 2008

Innactive

the black way of spelling inactive

TNG are innactive
Rammy is not innactivly racist

by Ant December 2, 2003

intactivist

A person who claims to care about male infants' right to their bodily autonomy (Keeping their foreskin) but spends more time bullying and harrasing men who were circumcised as infants than pushing against institutions that circumcise infant boys.

Mainly right wing, and ironically, right wing policies are the reason why America circumcises most of its youth.

Alex: I'm an intactivist. I hate circumcision because it's something we force in infant boys

Jordan: Me too. I was circumcised the moment I was born and I never got to-

Alex: Ewww wtf you beta male ass soy boy, kill yourself.

Tyrone: Chill dude, I chose to get circumcised as an adult because that's what I wanted for my body-

Alex: I am surrounded by betas! Holy shit what has the world come to!

by SmeeveJeeve June 5, 2022