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Dead inside

Josh: How are you today Tyler!
Tyler: Dead inside as usual...
by Kaytlin.cant June 17, 2018
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Inside Baseball

Similar to an inside joke, inside baseball refers to a reference that is not well-understood by the layman. An average person without deep knowledge of a topic would not be able to understand a reference that is inside baseball.
"I got kicked out of the raid for not having B4B"
"That is too inside baseball, I don't get it.
by High on Life June 9, 2015
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Don't cum inside, we are family

Those stupid fake ads that "promise" you a ultra HD incest porn game but really just steal your bank information.
"Bro I just went on rule34.com and saw this ad that says don't cum inside, we are family. So I clicked it and now my bank account is dry and I'm owned by the Chinese government.
by Waitholup February 11, 2021
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inside dreams

When everything you dream about takes place inside prison.
I know that whenever I dream I will be having inside dreams!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021
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courtesy invite

An event invitation sent to someone solely for the reason that one feels obligated to do so.

For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.
Cory: So who's on the invite list?

Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--

Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?

Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.
by shoppingcartman February 27, 2011
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Inside Joke

An inside joke is something that a select group of people, and only those select few people, will ever understand until it is explained to anyone outside of that group.

Something Urban Dictionary really seems to hate. Seriously, I can understand removing definitions with people's full names in them, because that can be used to track people. But inside jokes? Really? They aren't all THAT bad, at least compared to all the racist, sexist, offensive shit on this site. But scroll down to the "Remove" button. Full names and inside jokes are THE ONLY 2 reasons to remove definitions, nothing else. What the fuck.
Group: And then... HE WAS THE 4TH MONOPOLY!!! AHHAHHAAHAAHHAAH!!!

Guy: What?

*Joke is explained*

Guy: I still don't see why it's THIS funny...

Group: Are you kidding!? Hahahhahaha!!!
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Everyone: Why does this site hate inside jokes to the point of deleting them and nothing that is actually worth the time of deleting?
by Mister Cookie October 27, 2012
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If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
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