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information zombie

1. One who continually, mindlessly, and voraciously consumes information (usually in electronic forms such as podcasts, news and entertainment sites/feeds, blogs, etc.) without the intention or effect of learning, retaining, or integrating any of what is read or heard.

2. Someone who consumes information just for information's sake

NOTE: Analogous to a traditional zombies in that the abstract object of consumption (ideas) is generated by the activity of the traditional, physical object of zombie consumption (brains).
She's such an information zombie, she spends half the day zoned out on her newsfeed.
by kayakblues March 11, 2014
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Higher Information Systems

Commonly believed amongst computer nerds to be an ACTUAL subject ...

Boy .. they were wrong.

So what is an information system?

It is a fancy name for a database, most commonly found in the Yellow Pages.

Fortunetly for the natives of Scotland, their examination authority offer qualifications in the subject on a normal and higher level.

One more step towards an education system made up of simple, skivvy subjects.
Most people believe that ghosts are examples of Higher Information Systems, thus non existant.

Like MI6 and Jesus.
by Michaelmunch January 12, 2009
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Free Information

A term derived from frequently seen street signs outside of adult clubs in urban Japan referring to things with explicit content especially of a sexual nature.
That movie had a little too much free information for my mum to handle.
by Kukukuchu March 12, 2009
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low information syndrome

Low Information Syndrome inflicts its victims with a deep conviction that one does not need to be educated on topics that pertain to their lives. The inflicted person than chooses ignorance as an excuse to feel entitled to have everything for free.
Low Information syndrome really kept Shantytown from realizing its true potential.
by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper November 18, 2017
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interesting information

A moment is 0 seconds long. I know thats a very long time I cant even wait for it.

54% of Americans fold toilet paper neatly, 35% wad it. The other 11% are using their hands to wipe their ass.

More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones. How many people use yellow ones is unknown.
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You cant post this shit without filling in the word which is for me interesting information
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Infamation

Gossip about someone your heard from a member of their family.
Everything I know about Shelly, I hear from her sister Beth. She's a great source of infamation.
by PistolPat April 5, 2009
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ASSymetrical Information

(Noun)When a member of the opposite sex believes sexual activity is about to occur when you actually know it is not an option.

This definition was born first year of MBA school w/ my friend and I after I had a few movie watching nights with a guy.
I dont know where he got that ASSymetrical information from but I had to end the movie then.
by Mamta March 1, 2005
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