dilly 2 incher

When a guys ... is extremely small.

OMG his dilly 2 incher was so small!

by muna the cat October 18, 2017

2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦

size of a middle school dick

middle school girl: let have sex how long is ur dick
middle school boy: 2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦
middle school girl:bet

by LilDurksGrillz April 27, 2021

Andrews 13 Inches

Cornholio ( on twitch) friend andrew has a 13 inch penis. its MASSIVE tripod looking ass

" you fuck on me" - Andrews 13 Inches

by charmo1yp1 April 8, 2022

2 incher

Usually the "term" for an asian males genitals. Rumors are that males from the asian heritage, are not well endowed in thier pants.

Johnny: YO , I was taking a shower in gym
and i saw YANGS 2 incher

Mike: OMGZ ME TOO!

by Anthony ( The mexican) June 3, 2006

3 inches

a boy at deactur that trys to flaunt his stuff, but he really doesnt have anything.

girl this boy was flaunting his stuff like he had something and when i got down there all i could do was laugh cuz it was just 3 inches!

by gangsteralot February 13, 2005

Seven Inches

1) Lenght of an above average penis.

2) Size penis that someone who has a really small penis will claim to have.

"Didn't ---- tell everyone that he was hung with seven inches?" "Yeah, but the two girls he slept with said he had a baby dick!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

the itchies

noun: A temporary psychosomatic condition wherein the afflicted person experiences itching sensations at various locations around the body. Most of the itchy spots have no physical reason to be itchy, though a bout of the itcgies may be triggered by an initial legitimate itch (like an insect bite or rash).

Sign that gives you the itchies: "Please do not scratch on this premisis."

by sarcen May 27, 2014