Empty Invite

An invite to a place you receive from someone, this invite is given when there's no way of the person to come. This tactic is used by boys and girl usually to show interest in the other and makes them think that you truly invited them but in all seriousness they knew you wouldn't be able to come either way. **THIS IS ALL DONE VIA TEXT OR PHONE**

In the awkward moment the girl or guy can come over... your fucked and gotta pull a pretty good excuse out of your ass.

Sebastian: im watching a movie
Becky: thats fun i like movies
Sebastian: come over and watch it with me
Becky: Its like 3 am and im already in bed can't i wish though
* Empty Invite = Success *

by BIGPolishSausage September 13, 2011

invited

What I never am.

Person: Can't wait for the huge party this friday!
Me: Cool! Where is it?
Person: You are not invited...

by Puvar August 28, 2009

innit

Contraction of 'isn't it' which has been used in London for about 40 years ATLEAST. (so stop attibuting it to all sorts of wierd groups of people like for example chavs) Used at the end of sentances in the same was as eh?, right? or you-get-me?

Me: Where ARE you?
You: Still at work, innit.

by Last Chancer October 23, 2006

Invited to leave

Euphemism for being fired, ejected or kicked out. Applicable to employment, parties, school, etc.

I heard he dropped out of school.

Invited to leave actually...

by GringoDeMaio September 5, 2009

Innitfx

Human that is amazing at editing and deserves to be friends with Nolan

Someone:do u know innitfx

Me:oh u mean the girl that can edit and want to become friends with Nolan yea

by Rama_ismine October 4, 2021

Cool invite

When your friend or someone you know throws a lit party and they dont invite you, so you go on twitter and sarcastically tweet "cool invite" implying that you weren't invited

Bre: Are you going to Andrews party?

Emily: No but it was a cool invite tho

by AwkwardCheese June 10, 2016

Hollywood invite

Inviting someone with the hope they never pick you up on the invite.

This is not a hollywood invite, I'd actually really love to see you.

by blubberblubb June 9, 2018