horford

A dominant and intimidating force.

Did you see Paul Pierce cower from horford last night?

by Navagator May 1, 2008

Hornometer

A piece of jewelry that is capable of measuring the arousal level -- on a scale of 1 to 20, with 1 being completely asexual and 20 being insatiable -- of its wearer. A related component is also capable of adjusting the arousal level for desired effect. As outlined in the ebook, The Hornometer, by Joe Mudak

Jason wasn't sure if he should make a move on his girlfriend, so he quickly checked the readout on her hornometer. When he saw that it only registered an 8, he quickly raised her arousal level to 15.

by Joe Mudak October 5, 2013

The hordor

This is a sexual move which involves the male jumping upon the females back in order to perform sex. Bonus points awarded if you enter through her whore door (the anus)

I gave bran the hordor last night, he loved it

by Camy25695 October 25, 2015

Mt Hormones

It is a sacred place located on an indian motherfucker. he jizzes offf to it every night. Once he was having a wank his dad came and gave him a spank.

Look at those Mt Hormones about to blow.

by SKULLCRUSHR August 18, 2019

Hornophobe

One who views the sexual expression of oneself as frightening or offensive, such people have generally be trained since childhood to consider sex unnatural and different from other human behaviors i.e. eating they will typically fight tooth and nail to maintain these conventions even in the face of logic.

Yep, a hornophobe. You've met one, you're probably thinking of him.her right now.

The opposite of Jim's dad from American Pie, perhaps.

by PSEUDO_name June 7, 2009

hornophobia

A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe

"Why did leila freak out when that couple started making out?" "She appears to be suffering from hornophobia"

by Demoteus September 24, 2005

Hormone goggles

When you are attracted to an ugly person because of raging hormones. Otherwise you would never look twice at them, but now you want them.

Person 1: He is SO sexy!
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.

by heartx3jess February 18, 2009