hooner

noun. Little known but passionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it's variants) - the Honda Hornet aka. CB 600F/CB 900F (CB 599/ CB 919 - U.S. model names). This gives rise to the verb 'to hoon'

Have you seen Chris' modded Hornet? Now that's some Hooner!

I decided that I'd go for a Hooner as my first bike and I just love it!

by mightlife January 18, 2009

hornery

Someone who is both cranky and horny.

Well ain't III hornery this morning

by Klunk February 4, 2004

Horner

One who uses the car horn excessively.

I hate getting stuck in front of some horner who thinks he can move my car with the might of his sound waves.

by Pat Lambeth and Laurie Ramsey April 25, 2008

Smooch Hobber

A person that applys ferocious enthusiam while giving oral sex.

Joel : Phew!! Ol Aunt Tammy gave me a smooch hobber in the car.....now she has tonsilitis.

Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.

by Yoshinene June 25, 2009

Mrs Horner

A mother fucking bitch ass teacher who know bull shit about her job.

Mrs Horner: Ok class get to work on shit that will never help you in life

Class: SHUT UP BITCH

by fuqboidick October 21, 2017

Hoboeroticism

The state of being attracted to homeless people or people who look homeless. Being attracted to men with beards, messy hair and dirty clothes.

"My friend has totally hoboeroticism for that guy with the beard in that band we saw last night."

by Zack Armstrong October 24, 2012

Hoboerectus

A human being which chooses to be homeless to enjoy the free lifestyle of avoiding stupid people

I encountered a man earlier, he appeared to have been a hoboerectus, he seemed happier alone on a park bench, sitting across from the other people being stupid

by Dicktonarry September 18, 2018