hwipped

Charzaro is forever Cassie's bitch. Yes, he is hwipped by her.

20:13:41 Charzaro she beat me
20:13:42 cocoafk elsewhere
20:13:46 Charzaro she wins
20:13:54 Charzaro asdfghjkl
20:14:00 Charzaro cheater
20:14:01 cocoafk kills damon
20:14:13 Charzaro careful
20:14:18 Charzaro I may become
20:14:20 Charzaro unhwipped

by nobody49540589043094509450 December 2, 2011

hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.

Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.

by sjaxso July 20, 2008

hopped into a freezer

A euphemism for sex.

"Jane Doe and I hopped into a freezer at the convention"

by Psyha September 29, 2008

Hipredbro

Hybrid of a hipster and a bro. May dress, party and act like a bro, or have bro friends, but is intellectual (i.e. reads impressive literature, or is well versed in politics/history), or listens to indie/hipster music. Most likely not to date-rape girls at a party, and are almost never Frat Boys.

I thought that guy was a total bro, I mean, he was wearing a polo and a flipped baseball cap! But then we talked about Dostoevksy, and Socialism and Animal Collective! Oh, Hipredbro.

by junefisher September 19, 2009

hippodome

A large shopping mall. Sometimes called a Hyperdome. A common habitat of the hippopotabeast.

May also be known as a Hippodrome

"Let's go shopping at the Hippodome"

by p January 13, 2005

Hippydactal

A large, flying bird of the Dinosaur Age. It was known for its practice of swooping down over a patch of marijuana, grabbing some, flying to the nearest sulfur vent, and dropping it in and getting high off the marijuana fumes.

Guy #1: Dude today in history class we were learning about dinosaurs and someone asked if they got high. Then the teacher started telling us about the famed hippydactal.

Guy #2: Sweeeeeet!!!!

by Wetback Joe May 20, 2010

hipper

Unusually large, untamed patch of female pubic hair.

"she had a hipper in the shape of texas"

by mr beal January 19, 2004