Helen Carpenter

A female called Helen who is a carpenter.

Helen Carpenter has an enormous pair of drawers.

by Mrs. Cassidy January 18, 2009

Flag

Get the Helen Carpenter mug.

Helmet Nazi

Person or group who neurotically harrasses you to wear a helmet on your bike, even though riding in a car, carrying laundry down stairs, or just walking across a street statistically causes more serious or fatal head injuries every year.

God, that Helmet Nazi Kathy was practically foaming at the mouth when I told her I didn't need headgear!

by salu1999 September 21, 2011

Flag

Get the Helmet Nazi mug.

Related Words

Helmen • Helment • Helment tits • Purple helmented warrior of love • mud on your helment • Helen • Helena • Helen Keller • helmet • helene

turd helmet

That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.

"I hate when you butt fuck a bitch and she gives you the turd helmet."

by PKD Fan March 14, 2015

Flag

Get the turd helmet mug.

Northern Helmet

A helmet shaped fireplace in a travelodge (Royal Tunbridge Wells)

Take a piss in the Northern Helmet

Donning the Northern Helmet

by NB001 August 26, 2019

Flag

Get the Northern Helmet mug.

Thirty Helens Agree

"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.

Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --

Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."

Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."

by al-in-chgo November 23, 2010

Flag