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Pras-handing

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.
by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009
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arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc
The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you
by gazman123 December 7, 2013
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Handingo

Him: Your black date is smoking hot!
You: Yeah and on the way here I got some handingo action.
by Mr Special September 9, 2018
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handting

corn from the handting i make that bang
by 2smokeyy July 29, 2021
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God handing

The act of catching another person throw up to in their own hand. This is done to prevent throw up from landing in someone's car or house.
Person 1: Dude Kevin got so fucked up last night I was GOD HANDING him so the uber wouldn't charge him extra
Person 2: WTF bro that's nasty
by JAMESlikesmen April 3, 2021
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Hadling

Having handled
Hadling obstacles have past continuous merits.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.
Shit, we’re handing in papers
by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018
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