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haint

In western North Carolina, a haint is a ghost, a spook, but not the booger man.
It's so dark outside you can't see a haint. - from my aunt Ethel Wallace nee Lawing, born North Carolina ca. 1895
by Molehill man September 25, 2010
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Haines

The arch-bitch of Cunterbury.
"Mate, I think I might do something dickish."
"Don't do a Haines."
by Grandaddy Shawaddywaddy October 19, 2011
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hion

Hion
(tv.v.)hioned, hioning, hiones

1. To make confusing through cryptic wording
2. To cause to be unable to think with clarity or act with intelligence of understanding, see also: throw off
3. To confuse or befuddle, especially with numerous conflicting situations, objects, or statements. See also, puzzle.

History:
Hion is a resident of the Linenoise community of the mmorpg The Matrix Online. His bizarre forum posts, ambiguous language, and overall comedic behavior has prompted the community to use his name to describe anything that can be described as confusing. See example below.
Original post:
i also know that, never min the information i hold is worth alot.

Reply:
That post was totally hion. I have no idea what you are talking about.
by DezlPower July 4, 2005
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Haint

It's Halloween; watch out for the boogers, witches,and haints
by elkento May 5, 2004
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Shit Cunt Haines

S.C = Shit Cunt.
Haines = Matthew's last name.

Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."

See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.

- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:
"She's hell hot!"
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."

"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."

and

"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."

And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.
by Eatadickcunt. August 18, 2010
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halonian

Someone or something, that is extremely addicted to or cannot live without the Halo videogames.
I am a halonian, are you?
by the_man_from_nantucket July 12, 2006
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haintey

A snobby, know-it-all, pretentious attitude. Similar in definition to hincty, but with much more flare.
You're attitude is very haintey! It's just too much. You are not even a member of this band yet, honey!

How she gonna come up in here all haintey when I know she got on some $2 pumps with that dress.
by Shabomba May 16, 2007
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