Habbo hotel. Otherwise known as just habbo is an online game on which you chat to your "friends". Friends as in random people you meet in rooms and decide to add them to you list of many other "friends".
Habbo is mainly used for spending YOUR OWN money which has much better use then buying virtual furniture. Getting a boyfriend/girlfriend which is usally a pervert and always asks for your MSN and if you have a cam.
If you viset habbo now you are sure to find youself in rooms infested by noobs, pervs, 12-16 year olds wanting cyber sex, and people with no friends who think they are REALLY cool to have lots of furni
because people look up to them as being rich. The tramps/Suck ups always come to these sorts of people begging for furni.
Habbo is mainly used for spending YOUR OWN money which has much better use then buying virtual furniture. Getting a boyfriend/girlfriend which is usally a pervert and always asks for your MSN and if you have a cam.
If you viset habbo now you are sure to find youself in rooms infested by noobs, pervs, 12-16 year olds wanting cyber sex, and people with no friends who think they are REALLY cool to have lots of furni
because people look up to them as being rich. The tramps/Suck ups always come to these sorts of people begging for furni.
Example- A typical day on habbo:
Boy habbo: Hey, your hot. Wanna go to your room?
Girl habbo: Sure, I have lots of furni!
Boy habbo: Great. Could i have some, i got hacked and today it's my birthday. :( Sad face.
Boy habbo: Hey, your hot. Wanna go to your room?
Girl habbo: Sure, I have lots of furni!
Boy habbo: Great. Could i have some, i got hacked and today it's my birthday. :( Sad face.
by Nobue March 17, 2009
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DO NOT BUY THIS INCREDIBLY RETARDED GAME. Because it will suck you in and make you pay about $50 minimum to get virtual crap before you realize that Habbo is a waste of oxygen and regret ever LOOKING at the website link.
You do beauty competitions (nowadays if you make your habbo really ugly you win), mafias (wiggas with black beanies ranting lines from Soulja Boy), gay bars (lie, full of straight people pretending to be bisexuals by wearing pink turbans) and finally, HC parties that are actually full of geeky nerds who think they are cool by waving a pixelated hand in the air.
Believe me I added an HC dude on msn and WAS HE EVER FUCK UGLY I BLOCKED HIM IMMEDIATELY
DO NOT BUY THIS INCREDIBLY RETARDED GAME. Because it will suck you in and make you pay about $50 minimum to get virtual crap before you realize that Habbo is a waste of oxygen and regret ever LOOKING at the website link.
You do beauty competitions (nowadays if you make your habbo really ugly you win), mafias (wiggas with black beanies ranting lines from Soulja Boy), gay bars (lie, full of straight people pretending to be bisexuals by wearing pink turbans) and finally, HC parties that are actually full of geeky nerds who think they are cool by waving a pixelated hand in the air.
Believe me I added an HC dude on msn and WAS HE EVER FUCK UGLY I BLOCKED HIM IMMEDIATELY
This was my first conversation on Habbo Hotel:
Me(pretending to be a whore):Haii there
Loser: Hey wanna jack off
Me:Sure lets go to ur room
Loser:*shows to room*
The room is empty except for a gaybo pink bed.
Me:OH AWESUM
Loser:Yee what r u wearing in rl??somfin smexii??
Me:BOOOOOOOBBA YOU GO JACK OFF TO YA MOM *logs out*
Me(pretending to be a whore):Haii there
Loser: Hey wanna jack off
Me:Sure lets go to ur room
Loser:*shows to room*
The room is empty except for a gaybo pink bed.
Me:OH AWESUM
Loser:Yee what r u wearing in rl??somfin smexii??
Me:BOOOOOOOBBA YOU GO JACK OFF TO YA MOM *logs out*
by IHateHabbo January 11, 2009
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Parents beware - supposedly for people age 13-18 yrs ... i wouldnt let my pre-teen on unless you want them to be sexually approached and learn about sexual 3 somes or more.... the kids at habbo need to get out more and learn proper social skills in the real world and if they need to find a date on the internet well they really do need a life. I think the example below speaks for itself and is a real example utilizing a users name and quotes what that user said in one of the hotel rooms.
by concerned parent April 12, 2005
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...with child molesters.
Basically designed for people that found RuneScape too hard, Includes: perverts, small children, morons, scammers, hackers.
It gets a lot of bad reviews, mainly because the lack of things to do, the generally pointless P2P, and the graphics. Which look like they were done by monkeys.
Currently one of the most popular 'Games' to get an E-Girlfriend/boyfriend on who is either 7 or 50.
...with child molesters.
Basically designed for people that found RuneScape too hard, Includes: perverts, small children, morons, scammers, hackers.
It gets a lot of bad reviews, mainly because the lack of things to do, the generally pointless P2P, and the graphics. Which look like they were done by monkeys.
Currently one of the most popular 'Games' to get an E-Girlfriend/boyfriend on who is either 7 or 50.
Person: Hey what's up!
Person2: Playing Habbo, can't talk i'm in the middle of a game.
Person: Well i was wondering, want to go out somewhere at the week end?
Person2: Nah, i gotta play Habbo, my Boyfriend i met yesterday might leave me if i don't see him
Person: Jees, why would you want to date someone you don't even know? Habbo must be really sad...
Person2: OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU SAY HABBO WAS SAD, I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN.
Person: Goon.
Person2: Playing Habbo, can't talk i'm in the middle of a game.
Person: Well i was wondering, want to go out somewhere at the week end?
Person2: Nah, i gotta play Habbo, my Boyfriend i met yesterday might leave me if i don't see him
Person: Jees, why would you want to date someone you don't even know? Habbo must be really sad...
Person2: OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU SAY HABBO WAS SAD, I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN.
Person: Goon.
by skrewi lui November 14, 2007
Get the habbo mug.a 50x better virtual hotel than habbo. instead of having to spend 50 bucks on a retarded card that gives you 100 "credits", you get free credits that can buy all of the origional stuff for FREE! and because most of habbo retro users are usually pissed off at shitty habbo, they go to seperate places, making it easier to acually TALK to people instead of having to join their "army" or "mafia" that use annoying raids where you run into another room and keep on filling the room with speech bubbles...
but anyway since its a small community its MUCH easier to connect with sensable people. and if its small enough you can acually join the staff and actually do something to get rid of braty little wankers. but because most people can be a staff member you get into fights about people abusing rights and yadda yadda yadda
all in all, just stay away from habbo and habbo retros
but anyway since its a small community its MUCH easier to connect with sensable people. and if its small enough you can acually join the staff and actually do something to get rid of braty little wankers. but because most people can be a staff member you get into fights about people abusing rights and yadda yadda yadda
all in all, just stay away from habbo and habbo retros
by ballcheeze May 19, 2010
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Get the Habbo Hotel mug.A hotel which, despite having 7000 peopel online at a time, still only has two cars in the car park. It's a pixellated hotel, you have your own avatar called a habbo and you walk around talking to people. Most of the rooms are; beauty contests, trade rooms, race rooms, beauty salons and mafias. The moderators are called Hobbas and the majority of them have their heads jammed firmly up their arses. Censor words that aren't even rude, such as "mouseindustries", "sonicmouse" and "freewebs" for no apparent reason. Teenagers buy ridiculously overpriced fake furniture for their fake rooms with real money. They charge you £2.50 per blinking month so you can wear special clothes that everyone else who's stupid enough to waste money on Habbo Club is wearing.
by Kay March 20, 2004
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