Reverse Hitch Hiking

The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).

- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!

- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??

by Brocc218 November 7, 2018

suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine

Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.

by devildog June 11, 2006

Trailer Hitch

For when a friend goes to bump fists with you and instead you quickly clamp your hand over theirs. It's supposed to feel unpleasant; a mean-spirited fist bump.

My buddy tried to fist bump me yesterday but instead I gave him a trailer hitch! Ha ha, he felt so violated! He was so angry, he chased me down the street!

by AFanOfMatt November 23, 2010

suck the chrome off a ball hitch

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.

"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."

by anti March 6, 2005

half hitch

A half erect and half soft penis. Another term for "chub"

Dude I was so drunk last night, when I tried to have sex with her, I could only get a half hitch

by The Shanman April 2, 2015

Tow Hitch

Man bends over tucking back his erect member while the woman sucks the tip from behind. Just after he climaxes he farts in her face for the exhaust effect.

"No more Indian food on dates, man. That chik was giving me a tow hitch last night but I think sharted."

by Floppage June 6, 2009

Bitch Hitch

The Best friend who tags along with her friend and her boyfriend. The female form of cock blocking.

If you and you boyfriend are going, I don't want to bitch hitch.

Sally keeps bitch hitching every time we go to have sex.

by TallonWarrior September 1, 2007