Homeboy Haircut

A word describing a haircut that is jacked-up and difficult to look at without criticizing it.

Sabs walked into the room to show off his new "gangster " image when Sisco and Gage noticed the back of Sabs hair was jagged and tore up. Sisco then proceeded to ask," Whats up with that? Did your mom give you that haircut or did your drunk homeboy hook you up with the Homeboy Haircut?"

by wearefresh September 9, 2009

Canadian Haircut

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.

Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.

by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009

French haircut

Separating the head of a decadent aristocrat from his body by way of a guillotine, usually as a revolutionary act.

If the rich aren’t careful, they’re going to find themselves getting French haircuts.

by sharkoYUL February 25, 2020

devils haircut

anything that makes someone feel bad, depressed, or stressed out, any short of mental or pysical anguish. can sometimes be used to describe a person.

guy: so how was your date with mary.

other guy: not good man it was a devils haircut.

by jim james April 30, 2008

Yee-yee ass haircut

Something to get rid of.

"Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick."

by AshesDefinesShit June 26, 2021

fishermans haircut

apparenlty its when you get a hair cut and a blow job from two differnt people at the same time

Its what ive heard said about a hair dresser near my place located in the seedier end of town "you can get a fishermans haircut at that barber shop"

by James the James August 17, 2006

Hentai Protagonist Haircut

The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.

Person 1: Hey did you see Dane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut

by TheRaisinBranFan January 4, 2019