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floppy hatter

An American woman or gay/bi male who travels to most often to Europe seeking “cultural enrichment” which most often means, sexual encounters with as many random European Men as possible before returning home to America. Some just like a single fling, most prefer to inhale copious amounts of European(white preferably) man meat. The name is derived from the trademark floppy straw hat American women prefer to wear casually indicating her status as a traveler.
Brenda’s back from her summer as a floppy hatter in Barcelona, her body count must be crazy by now.
by Tricky Bobby February 12, 2024
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Hatter

A hater that wears a hat while hating on a person, thing, or place
Jimmy: BECKY IS SUCH A HATTER

Blake: YEAH, I KNOW RIGHT?
by AnthonyTheAnchovy August 22, 2017
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Jump Hatter

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.
Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter
by Schulp March 25, 2009
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Mad Hatter

A deeply annoying person who you just wish would leave you alone.
"Connie, Megan and Aimee are a bunch of mad hatters" Chef Adrian
by wolfburp November 15, 2016
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Blue Hatter

A racist person that shows there racism by wearing a blue hat
Blue aka anti-asian
2007-present
by O.N.L May 15, 2022
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Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019
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Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe
Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter
by TheGarzo January 29, 2022
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