Guyathlon

An "event" which includes many dudes, and only one participant of the opposite sex-usually your friend's mom.

"Hey Ricky, I heard your mom came in first place in the guyathlon yesterday. High five."

Or:

"We had a guyathlon on your mother, thank you."

by les wals October 28, 2009

Guyaphobic

When you don’t like guys dating guys

Friend:are you homophobic

Me:no I’m guyaphobic when I don’t like guys dating guys

by Kenleigh May 13, 2021

guyader

Usauly another word for cumstain or disorder

I was diagnosed with guyader disease.

by Jewski12 August 18, 2021

guyass

Guyass is one of the best man you could ever meet. He is handsome and very gentle to you, he ‘s the gem you’ve searched all your life for. When you neat him, you feel like home. He can be sometimes intense but that is simply because he loves you. He is loyal and honest, one of the best.

I love you Guyass

by krieteio November 21, 2021

Guyaa

Guyaa is the word used to describe the clogs in college shower drains due to excessive masturbation by male residents

I can’t shower with this guyaa in the drain

by Bingdong689 January 6, 2022

guyavanting

Da opposite of "galavanting", this word refers to da act of either one or more male travelers' hittin' da hiking-trails, or one or more cool chicks' traveling extensively in search of hot hunks to date.

If a GUY goes GALavanting in search of a sweet-faced blinky-eyed soulmate, and he meets a GAL who's currently GUYAVANTING herself, they both might possibly have found what they were looking for right then and there!

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

Guyanese Frog Dance

Jumping like a frog on all fours and landing with your penis in a hole, whether it be a butthole, vagina, etc..

Yaeer: I can Guyanese Frog Dance better than anyone here.
Angelo: No, I can. I guyanese frog danced into a guy and a girl at the same time

by squinto August 9, 2024