Mexican Hand Glider

When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.

Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines

No one reads them.

Mum: Did you read the Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines?
Son: Hell Naw!

by Kill yourself 20 times over April 29, 2020

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The best triligy (containing 5 books) in the world. IT recently became a major motion picture which totally butchred and americanized the plot , but still was decent. By the kurt vonaget of the 20th century. Totally rocks , a great read. amazing

i just read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i look at the world in a totally new way now

by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:

"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Guided Missile

A word derived from the expressions used in Jersey Shore such as "grenade" "bomb" and "tank". It is used to describe when an ugly ass girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being too nice, friendly etc... A very unwanted situation indeed. The name is derived from the fact that like an actual guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.

*to le ugly girl*

Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"

Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"

*Joe now has a guided missile*

by al3jandro November 17, 2011

Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies

These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.

I like to eat my chocolate mint Girl Guide cookies with milk.

by tink87 February 20, 2009

Guidette

Female counterpart to the Guido, meaning vapid, vain, and shortsighted. Located largely in the tri-state area or wherever there is a high density of Italian families. Can be spotted generally according to lack of clothing, and lack of breathability in said clothing. Often speaks in a high, shrill voice---almost like a mating call to attract guidos. Daily life consists of clubbing, tanning, shopping, perhaps exercise or work, and not a whole lot else.

If I spent the same amount of time studying as a guidette spends on her appearance, I could've gone to Harvard.

by bluebracelet November 15, 2009