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A supposedly Irish surname that sounds more Italian, pronounced "guh-dare'-uh". Lineage is "black Irish", which are actually pasty white folks with dark hair and huge noggins, sometimes suffering from gigantism.
Dude, did you check out the monster big dome on that Will-Ferrell-look-a-like mofo Buzzy Guidera!?
Guidera by TheRedRocket June 10, 2011
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Cock guider 

the opposite of cock blocking, helping another dude get laid. Guiding the cock into the vagina (metaphorically otherwise its just insertion)
Dude, im a cock guider, he never would have gotten with her without my guidance!!
Cock guider by themurahan February 21, 2009
I didnt know Brian was a Guider. No wonder he is so strong.
Guider by Dbow101 February 4, 2010

guider boy

A young male entry position at a brothel. Guides the penis into a waiting orifice... Also entails clean up duties
Bobby got his first job as a guider boy at the local brothel
guider boy by hogguy2000 May 16, 2018

Guiderised 

To be absolutely pounded by a Guido causing instant pleasure and the inability to walk properly for a week.
God damn, she looks like she’s absolutely Guiderised!!!

Guider Couple

A couple seen with arms around their significant partners while walking, creating the illusion that they are guiding each other as they walk. Usually seen at the beginning of a relationship, guider couples seem to die down as the relationship ages.
"Look at that guider couple. Can't they get to a destination without help?"
Guider Couple by dazoby August 26, 2009

Guidevantage 

When, in a game of Dungeons and Dragons, one player has to perform a certain action (like a Rogue unlocking a locked chest), and two players help them to maximize chances of success (one by giving them Advantage, and the other using Guidance on them).
I'll open the lock, guys, give me Guidevantage.
Guidevantage by DarklordKyo August 6, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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