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Mrs. Gratz

When your son is an Asshole and you hate bad humor.
by bruh evan December 8, 2021
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Guatemalaness

Adjective - Of or relating to a person's spicy, hot, and fiery personality.

Dealing with or handling a person with Guatemalaness can prove challenging and downright messy; however, the reward is proportionate to how much they piss you off.
1. That flight attendant could not handle the Guatemalaness of the blond in first class and therefore kicked her ass off the plane after pouring the dirty martini on her head.

2. In the end I couldn't handle her Guatemalaness, but damn it was a good while it lasted.
by bboy80 February 9, 2009
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totez ma goatz

A word used in place of totally and totez. It makes you sound cooler. Sometimes can be used in sarcasm.
Joe: Did you seriously fuck Cindy last night?

Sam: Totez ma goatz
by yourmommasatrucker April 28, 2011
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Guatemalan sinkhole

When a part of the rectum protrudes from the anus due to massive amounts of anal sex.
Holy crap, dude, I flooded her ass with so much jizz last night that it collapsed. Yeah, it's a real Guatemalan sinkhole down there now.
by Catpuke June 2, 2010
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guatmobile

A Gypsy bus, usually with enough seats to fit roughly 24 people, however the uncanny ability to pack massive amounts of people into these small vehicles is regularly exercised. Found in the NY Metro area, these small delapitated vans are frequently ridiculed as the drivers have no regard for human life. It is believed by some that the van itself is composed of straw and poor quality wood, while the bus runs on cooking oil, as the driver is too poor to afford anything else. Riding one is definatly a lifechanging experience.
1:Yo Sebastian, lets get out of this fuckin bus, theres a hole in the floor and exhaust fumes are leaking in.

2: Ight, but yo Nick and Kyle are in the back of the van, theres at least 30 people between us-

1:Fuck em lets get out

2:Ight pull the fuckin string (cant afford stop buttons)

Nick (to kyle): Hey were are cory and brown going?! oh fuck they leavin us! pull the fuckin string! pull it!

Narrator: As Nick and Kyle yank away at the string, their cries for help are ignored and in order to try and save money, the driver thought that he could save gas (or cooking oil) by switching 3 lanes without signaling and the back half of the bus gets torn to pieces by an 18 wheeler with the death of 53 people
by I Need Cable January 12, 2005
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Guatemala

Country situated betwen Mexico/El Salvador,a Quetzal(national maney) its 8.oo$ or so, Quetzal too its the national bird,the most important turistic atraction are:TIkal(an acient mayan city),Atitlan(a lake).
How i knoe so much?, I live there...and for the person who posted the last definition:IDIOT!!!
by Sebastian May 7, 2004
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Guat

A racist name for any individual of Guatemalan heritage. Such individuals are often employed for landscaping to improve the vegetation of South Florida.
Dude, there are like 10 Guats in my backyard. One has a machete.
by Danny January 25, 2005
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