grooming circle

When a wahmen has 4-6 men brush her hair. Each man will receive a numbered brush. No tugging.

Girl:'Do want to join my grooming circle ?'
Guy:'Fuck yeah'

by CaptainAwesomeTRexWahmenRespec January 4, 2018

Grooming

When a weird dude with a My Little Pony outfit comes up to a child and touches them.

Weirdo: hey little one
Child: hey
Weirdo: you like my outfit
Child: yes I love that show
Weirdo: me too
Child: Grooming I super fun so would you like to do it
Weirdo: YES

by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020

grouting

The verb of the noun grout. The act of smoking a cigarette.

Hello mate, where's that old slapper you brought back and serviced last night?

She's out in the garden grouting.

by Mikee T September 21, 2006

grooking

When one knocks off all items on a shelf.

I went grooking in barnes and noble, but then got kicked out.

by stankubs October 6, 2013

Grouting

Bang either man or woman in butt, blow load in ass, tell partner to spray cum and whatever else out of ass onto your face.

Give me a good grouting!

by Junglejim46 July 25, 2009

Grooming

A pedophile dressed in a My little Pony outfit and sings the Barney theme song but likes to touch little kids hair.

Child: do you like my hair
Pedo: yes
Child: grooming my hair would be nice
Pedo: oh baby yeah I will

by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020

groobing

The act of falling asleep during company due to gluttony with cannabis

Aw man, he's smoked so much weed he passed out! Yeah he's groobing it!

by Secretagent420 June 6, 2017