Grog Flog

After a long night of heavy drinking, you do a massive grog bog and once that stench hits you, you projectile vomit everywhere and somehow end up using that as lubricant for a violet flog.

Hey dude, guess what! I totally had a grog flog last night, I'm still picking out the chunks!

by genuinepoon December 5, 2014

Gogurt

Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.

Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?

by The pig god October 25, 2017

Grog Horrors

Australian slang for a medical condition which results from excessive alcohol consumption. Physical symptoms resemble those of a severe hangover (nausea, headache, physical malaise, tremors etc), however the Grog Horrors is accompanied by marked psychological symptoms which include (but are not limited to): profound feelings of self-loathing, regret, loss of self worth, depression, self-resentment. An attack of the Grog Horrors may occur spontaneously but is more commonly provoked by a hazy memory of inappropriate behaviour while under the influence. While the symptoms of an acute attack of the Grog Horrors usually subside within 24 to 48 hours, this condition may become chronic, particularly in the newly single, and in females aged 18 to 30.

Lauren: Where's Melissa?

Sophie: In bed. She's got a bad case of the Grog Horrors after she shit herself in the taxi on the way home last night.

by Sentotheko May 17, 2018

GoGurtSqueeze

When you jack off but you have to clean up fast so you GoGurtSqueeze your dick so all the cum comes out

Oh shit moms coming gotta GoGurtSqueeze my dick

by The secret butt hole April 13, 2020

GoGuardian

The world's worst extension that you can possibly get at the Chrome Web Store. It's just a fucking dipshit-like piece of crappy-ass bullshit that literally blocks any website that you can possibly think of. You can bypass it, but that doesn't matter, since this hellish motherfucking monstrosity of a extension shit act like an asshole who has no soul, no heart. Crushes your dreams for absolutely no fucking reason. It's just a cunt who is created by 3 Satan-like people known as Advait Shinde, Aza Steel, and R. Todd Mackey. This bitchass cunt is by far the worst thing anybody has ever created for a computer. It is mostly used at schools (aka learning prisons) that look at your screen for the rest of the school day, like a fucking FBI spy. If someone said you can get rid of anything you want to get rid of, then one of those things would be GoGuardian. Without that fucking hellish mess, then we would be in peace. This peace of crappy-ass motherfucking bullshit better not exist in the future, because if it does exist, everyone who is reading this has to smash their device. Make sure the teacher leaves, because if they do, get to their computer and uninstall this crap.

Person One: "Hey, why didn't you finished your homework?"
Person Two: "GoGuardian."

by Klojhgfcvbn March 17, 2022

total gogular failure

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.

Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."

by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009

grobus

(noun) (1) Someone or something that does well in many different circumstances. Someone or something of high utility. (Derived from great + robust).

"That sh$t is a grobus!"

"That girl is amazing, she's a grobus."

by justincredible008 November 5, 2012