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Greener Wiener

The Greener Wiener is a subtle, effective, and nutritious sexual position, involving a penis, an orifice capable of absorbing vegetables, and pure joy. To perform, take what was once a normal session of ravaging anal sex and remove your penis from your partner, reach for (preferably fresh local and organic) broccoli and firmly shove it up their ass. Be sure to insert tree side first. Once broccoli is inserted far into the anal canal, reinsert penis for a tight session of beautiful anal sex, rich in Vitamin A.
Do you broccoli?

How about my Greener Wiener?
by greenween August 19, 2009
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greetard

"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."
by shankus November 30, 2004
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greener tea

Green tea mixed with marijuana and then drunk as normal. Very relaxing.
I just made some greener tea and now i'm going to watch Will and Grace.
by I got no pants April 20, 2003
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greefer

Repeat game team killer. One who habitually commits fratricide in Call of Duty or any other first person shooter game. Most serious in game infraction that can lead to a player banned from an online game. See also greefing.
Be careful of that bright blue highlighted tank player. He's a greefer.
by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016
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Greenerization

1) To take pre-existing buildings with a large carbon footprint and increase their sustainable measures through improved efficiency.
2) To enter a state of amazement precluding the stimulation brought upon from view an excellent display of Greener Real Estate or Greener RE
3) To reduce one's carbon footprint
4) A technique used by UW-Madison's student organization "Greener RE," to have a positive impact on environmental, social and economical issues within the state, nation and world.
5) A process whereby someone takes a development, say a parking lot, and replaces it with nature and greenery.
6) To plant vegetation
7) To support locally grown crops
8) To ride a bike and encourage implementations of bike paths rather than drive a car
9) The restoration of the environment
10) Basically defined as anything where someone/s engages in actions, which seek to preserve life, or the planet and its relationship with the sun, by discouraging wasteful practices, thereby encouraging improved efficency
1) Wow! UW Madison students are taking Greenerization practices to the next level.
2) Question: When are we going to become more sustainability minded?
Answer: Tomorrow.
Response: Why wait, lets see what we what greenerization we can accomplish today!
3) Did you hear Scott's studying Greenerization Techniques at the University?
4) Let engage in Greenerization by our conservation to bring restoration and to reward ourselves we will invite everyone to a party of earth celebration
5) Although some do not give him enough credit, The Chief, James Grasscamp provide a wealth of instruction geared toward greenerization
by ScottySerms April 18, 2008
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greenert

Fuck boy roommate who pays for sex.
Greenert had sex with 100 bitches. $500 a piece.
by Gooooozzzz February 23, 2017
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Geeter

GeeterGeetering (verb): to be on a large quantity of methamphetamines, more so than tweaking. Geetering can be recognizable by cleaning the same item or looking out the same window for over 30 minutes
Wow look at dude, he’s been geetering out the window forever now, no wonder the neighbors think I’m crazy!
by methshooter August 30, 2018
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