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google admin

A person in the role of administrating or running servers, whose lack of knowledge to perform their tasks is compensated by 'google-ing' for instructions.
The admin for our servers is so uneducated, he is a google admin.
by Cybrboi2k October 3, 2010
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google bluff

Speaking authoritatively about a topic while holding your phone as if you just googled the answer.
Sandy: What is Madonna's real name?
Mike: I think it's Grace.
Rob: <holding and tapping phone> Oh, it says right here, Madonna's real name is Shirley Madonna.

Sandy: Are you google bluffing us?!
by Pflugbunny June 2, 2016
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Just fucking Google it

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
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google-fu

The ability to use Google with zen like prowess.
You couldn't find it on the web? Dude....your google-fu is weak.
by Chris Weidner January 5, 2007
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googlebanger

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.
by rockyrachel August 12, 2007
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google

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verb

to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)

This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.
Brother Harold, you are to google Muffy Berenson until sufficiently soiled.”
by goose_on_a_roof March 29, 2022
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Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>
by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007
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