Goitress

Usually friends with the goiter, the goitress will be the stupid girl that doesn't realise the goiter thinks she's a dumb ass. The goiter will try to help the goitress but eventually gets to a stage where he will shift her off to her boyfriend. The Goitress is usually a receptionist and tells the Goiter of her vaginal disease. She has a nasty streak and will try to kill anyone that she doesn't like through text messaging. All contact to the Goitress should be avoided as she will turn you into a Goiter through too much contact.

"That Goitress came over again and diseased me" "Oh My God, that Goitress is so fucking stupid!!"

by brandycandy July 25, 2006

gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

gotter

Synonymous with 'have'.

Tim: Do you have that song?
Steve: Nah i don't gotter it.

by dukenemesis September 26, 2008

goiterlove

The intense infatuation with large skin protrusions particularly around the neck area. Such feelings could be sexual in nature.

A medical student who reviews T-3 abnormality slides suddenly realized he/she is intensely interested or possibly sexually aroused by such images. It's now a case of goiterlove

by Admonium September 10, 2013

goitered

adj. something that is said or done that is so repulsive, it can only be conceivably accomplished by someone with a goiter

"I hear Thomas didn't care what the dog was doin'. What a goitered take.

by scoobydingle July 5, 2021

goiker

1. A slang word used to describe an individual who thrives on creating or intensifying drama within a group.

-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked

2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)

1. After not being invited to the theatre Saturday evening, Cathy was acting as a goiker by double-crossing her friends who did not invite her, spreading gossip and lies.

Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.

2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.

-OR-

Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"

by Tim M July 23, 2008

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006