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goitered

adj. something that is said or done that is so repulsive, it can only be conceivably accomplished by someone with a goiter
"I hear Thomas didn't care what the dog was doin'. What a goitered take.
by scoobydingle July 5, 2021
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reverse goiter

the act of punching someone in the throat
"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"
by Brian Choj September 11, 2008
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Terrible Golfer

A bad golfer. Said person can be a good guy, or a great businessman, but is terrible at golf.
That guy over there, he is a great guy, but a terrible golfer
by Jeffery Hart August 22, 2011
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Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.
Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer
by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012
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Goitered

Most commonly occuring during sporting events, it is when a ball lands right in front of/underneath a male and proceeds to bounce up and strike the underside of the scrotom and balls.
I was at the volleyball game the other day, and this kid got goitered and threw up! It was awesome!
by jfgetz21 June 16, 2009
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golfer

An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.
Watch out for that golfer!!!
by TVL April 13, 2005
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golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
by nastynnas September 10, 2009
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