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Grandpa's War Goggles

An elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and testicles.
Granny always enjoyed polishing Grandpa's War Goggles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

The fourth movie based on the fourth book in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. Lots of controversy among fans has arisen among fans about the considerable amount of canonical events that were cut out or changed in the movie.
Differences between the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire film and the book:
House elves and S.P.E.W. are cut out
Ludo Bagman is cut out
Bertha Jorkins is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's confession is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's fate is cut out
Harry's recuperation in the hospital wing is cut out
Fudge giving Harry's winnings to him is cut out
The creatures in the enchanted maze are cut out
The Dursleys are cut out
Hermione's capture of Rita Skeeter is cut out
Several Pensieve scenes are cut out
Sirius Black's role is very small, compared to the book
The Quidditch World Cup match is cut out

Etc., etc. For more info, see Wikipedia.
by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006
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cal goggles

When a male student who attends UC Berkeley unintentionally lowers his standards in girls. For example, a girl you thought ugly will seem hot to you now.
Jerry:Dude, that girl is so hot!
Dean: Are you blind? She's ugly as hell. I think your cal goggles are getting worst.
by Jerry Cai December 29, 2007
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Marriage Goggles

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.
We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"
by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012
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bukkake goggles

Those giant designer sunglasses that girls wear to protect their eyes from the sun and cum.

These glasses also provide facial camoflauge, allowing an unnattractive female to look "hot" without putting on makeup.
Guy: What's with the bukkake goggles?
Girl: You're an asshole
by rindo December 12, 2006
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brownie goggles

one who has the eye for a full blown ethnic will have a pair of these. The individuals are commonly found outside footlocker or j-d sports sporting a tracksuit, cheap gold and a mouthful of fags. With different lenses, they are a common choice for the over 40s male girl scout leader who still lives with his mum and wears clothes unfit for a jumble sale.
'Even if we operate now and remove these brownie goggles, she will still end up holidaying in Ayia Napa twice a year'
by Lady in the Lake July 21, 2006
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geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person
hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles
by Eric August 25, 2004
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