The Mort Goldman

The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....

This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....

by Thomas Berry June 30, 2006

Gooman

A derogatory term often referring to a individual who is a "goofy" or "dumbass"

"Nah fuck that his ass a gooman" or "He always acting slow, his ass a real gooman"

by CamSoSaucy December 25, 2020

Oscar Goodman

The honorable mayor of the greatest city in the world: Las Vegas, Nevada. He's also the official spokesperson for Bombay Sapphire Gin. If you're really nice to him, he'll buy you a couple martinis.

Oscar Goodman has a great sense of humor.

by Tagman77 December 16, 2004

Goodman, Mo

A city located south of Neosho, MO. Goodman has a population of 1,183 according to the 2000 census. It is located in McDonald County. Goodman is located in the 7th political district.

Guy: Where do you live?
Girl: Goodman, MO

by Anonymous777777 February 21, 2011

goldman shower

When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyone’s retirement and homes .

Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a “Goldman Shower” and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .

by Thebassland September 14, 2019

gormanstown

Gormanstown, the school with imaginary heating, the phantom shitter who shits in urinals, principal who looks like sherlock gnomes many cats have been discovered in lockers and many stink bombs have been released

person 1 Ah here it’s freezing here

Person 2 ahahahahah think if gormanstown with no heating

Person 1 Yh fact

by MongeTheGnome October 13, 2021

Ken Goodman

a multifaceted photographer, restaurant consultant, BBQ competitor, hunger relief advocate and classically trained chef

You can learn more about Ken Goodman by visiting www.KennethGoodman.com

by Capturing Images February 3, 2010