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Hour-Glassing

The term used to define the time you spend staring at a computer screen waiting for your antiquated computer system to load software or web pages that exceed your systems memory and processing capabilities. May also be used to define the blank stare given when someone says or does something incredibly stupid and there is nothing you can do but stare at them.
The first 30 minutes of my day at work is spent hour-glassing.

She walked in wearing what looked like elf shoes and I could not help but Hour-Glass.
by The wonderland girls February 26, 2010
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Glassing

1. The act of becomming usually upset over a trivial matter
2. The literal act of taking your ball and going home (usually in a huff) for no discernable reason
Joe is glassing again because we wanted to play Odd Ball on Halo 3 to break up the monotony of 20 rounds of slayer in Halo CE. Someone call the "waambulance."
by buck3t5 December 16, 2014
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Glaring

A group of cats.
There's a glaring up ahead.
by Xtinas October 27, 2016
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Glazing

To do rebellious things with donuts while eating donuts. Also used to make fun of people who like to blaze
Dude, you are so glazing right now!
by Storm1211 September 15, 2010
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glazing the donut

glazing the donut means jacking off and having a cumgasm.
I had an awesome cumgasm when I was glazing the donut this morning!
by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021
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glazing the living room

verb

1. to apply a finishing coat of paint to your living room
2. when people are having sex, usually at an unexpected time, used as a cover up for naughtiness or in a public place
1. You probably want to glaze your living room once you've painted it.
2a. Neighbour- "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Man- "Oh sure, sorry we didn't come to the door sooner..."
Woman- "Yeah, we were just glazing the living room"
2b. Friend- "So, I called you at work and you didn't pick up"
Woman- "Oh, I stayed home to glaze the living room with my husband"
Friend- "Ooooh..."
by l-sizzzzle June 18, 2008
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glazing the doughnut

when u beat off perfously then jiz around the rim of a girls asshole, and smear it around with your dick.
i was hungry for a doughnut so i glazed my girlfriend's doughnut. therfore glazing the doughnut
by dylanandmatt March 28, 2009
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