a rude, passive aggressive woman. Usually a bit overweight. Has the teacher stance and needs to leave.
by apphpslither June 10, 2024
Get the gertmug. Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.
by AndyM13 February 10, 2022
Get the Gertmug. 'Danish'
An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
by Mudspa November 27, 2017
Get the Gertmug. 
by Gurtje November 22, 2021
Get the Gertmug. The name of a fucking legend who will give his all to the people close to him and not expect the same back… hands down a Legend and likes to call his friends a DOMNAAI
by Die penismeester November 22, 2021
Get the Gertmug. by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021
Get the Doing a Gertmug.