by Spy at Gerber Life October 14, 2021

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.
John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"
Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"
John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"
Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby
Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"
John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"
Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby
by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010

When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.
by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003

Sierra is the sweetest most caring girl you ever met and makes the best girlfriend. She is hella gorgeous even though she thinks shes ugly. She has the kind of personality that makes you think "i wish i was like that". she's always super playful and fun to be around. All the guys want her but she only has an eye for one man. She is super adorable and she snores when she sleeps which is super cute! She exceeds all that you could ask for.
by 1989bmw535i October 10, 2019

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

He's an asshole. However, he's very caring and loving. If you're his friend he will stand by your side and let you know when you fucked up. Because of him being an asshole he dgaf about what anyone says or does. In terms of D&D he's a Chaotic Neutral. Be wary if you ever break his trust, he will never trust you again. He hates liers. He's pansexual and a switch. Do whatever you like around him, he probably wont give a fuck.
by That ass December 9, 2019

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022
