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Gentleman of the road

A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.

In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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Gentleman's Trolley

The covert act of a man poking his boner into a bitch's behind while grinding on the dance floor. This event usually takes place on a crowded dance floor with little to no lighting. Aka "A 2by 4 in your backdoor"
I know we got down last night because my butt hurts from receiving so many gentleman's trolleys on the dance floor last night
by Denver Crusaderz June 24, 2010
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gentleman's lean

The act of lifting one's leg ( crossed or uncrossed ), while in the seated position. Then leaning slightly in the direction of the lift immediately prior to flatulation.
Shortly after eating the enchilada, Bill took notice that he was in a room, surrounded by ladies. The only way to remain classy during this time of his inevitable flatulance was to perform the act of the "Gentleman's lean".
by Dan Diana January 13, 2008
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Gentlemans Cape

A few sheets of toilet paper placed into bowl prior to a poo session. It's purpose is to cradle the poo and slow it's entry speed into the wee-infested toilet water, reducing splashback.
That public toilet was minging. I had to use a gentlemans cape to prevent infection from arse-diseases....
by Spleeg August 6, 2012
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Gentlemental

something 'one' does/says that carries respect and finesse.
A handsome guy Joe, saves a girl from getting hit by a car then gets her number and begins dating her. That would be an example of being 'gentlemental'.
by Val Osi March 18, 2013
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Gentlemen's Literature

1) Literature tending to the needs of a gentleman, at such times when one is often alone. Essential reading for the cultured gent.
2) Dirty titty mags for dirty manslags.
"I say Terrance, lovely collection of gentlemen's literature you have here!"
"Why thank you, Horace. It is a hobby of mine."
"I don't mean to be overtly suggestive, old chap, but this one is sticky!"
"Yes, it is a favourite of mine!"
"Oh my, Terrance, you dirty wanker!"
"Give us a kiss."
by ohohohohoho aye March 23, 2009
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"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."
by Saoirse September 1, 2003
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