geisel

to ship an unusual item by secret means for a practical joke

"Did you geisel that package to your sisters house?"

by bt1st September 22, 2006

Geiger

An alternative term for a woman or man's grundle.

"While I was shocking her, I was tickling her geiger"

by stevie firr November 4, 2008

Geiger

V./N.

1.) To make something oh-mazing. That's right, oh-mazing.

2.) Somebody oh-mazing. Or somebody you want to punch in the face.

3.) A scary noise/exclamation you make.

I'mma geiger up your mother!

That stupid geiger's in for it.

Geiger! Geiger! Geiger! My pants are on fire!

by Lynn.Absynthe October 20, 2008

geiger

is a complete grease mongrol. someone or something that is in need of a serious washing or shower. dish soap does not work on such grease. it is dangerous and should be watched carefully.

"omg that girl's hair is so geiger"

by bcimtheboss218 May 20, 2010

Geiger

A person that always sleeps and shows no emotion ever

matt geiger

by DATBALLZAC February 7, 2010

Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.

"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"

by Tallness October 29, 2009

geiser gush

Several hours after sex you're walking and a gush of " Nut" squirts out your cooch!!

Girrrrl that fool had me sooo full, I sneezed and the Geiser Gushed

by Tex Mex Diva January 25, 2017