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Geezer Teaser

An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.

It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.

The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days

You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser

I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
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geeker

a crack addict with the characteristically fast walk and glazed eyes.
Joey: look at that geeker bitch all zoned out, she needs help.
Marcus: no, she needs to come over here and give me fellatio for $15
by Meta4.ce August 4, 2004
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Geezer

1. British definition: A geezer is a bloke, a man or a "dude".

2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day

3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.
1. "Ere mush, who's that geezer at the bar?"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"
by IRON MAN January 29, 2005
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geekermon

A young attractive, tech savvy, YouTube gamer who ranks in the top 1 percent of gamers world wide.
A Geekermon just joined our xbox game, swept the floor and won without even trying.
by Oregon3000 January 4, 2017
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geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.
"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."
by Sanderling October 1, 2006
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Geezer FYI

Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.
Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."
by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009
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geezery

Old, ugly, wearing shorts and wearing Bierkenstocks
The geezery guy was hitting on me in Trader Joes
by archeobob July 1, 2011
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