gardoopalous

Excessively beautiful; gorgeous beyond compare.

"That red-head is gardoopalous."

by Gangardo August 11, 2006

Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

garboon

A garboon is a more specific racist term than words such as "nigger" or "coon". It refers to large black men (or women?) with particularly stereotypically "black" features, the likes of which would be found in a racist portrayal, e.g. enormous lips, wide and flat nose, extreme prognathism. Possible etymologies include the word "baboon" and "Gabon" (an African country) and the fact that the word sounds like some species of ape.

Did you see that garboon with the horizontal vagina of a mouth on his face?

by Reneg@de November 19, 2007

Garçon

French for boy.


A greeting that in no way is degrading.

Garçon *stands up* coffée!

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

garboon

South Texas slang for black males. Thought to be combination of "ne-GAR + "ba-BOON"

"Yo', guard, hey homes, gotta smoke?"
"For fucksakes, NO! You garboons ain't smart enough to play with fire"

by oz_420 April 18, 2006

garbologist

municipal garbage collector

by aenema August 16, 2003

garboge

When something is bad, but not just bad, it's the impossible stupid stuff kind of bad. liking running 100 meters in 5 seconds kind of bad.

teacher: finish this presentation on 1812 by next period, you'll be give 20 minutes only
student: that's some garboge right there.

by 5AVAG3 May 29, 2016