Gardevoir

A Pokémon first introduced in Ruby and Sapphire; it has a giant fanbase due to its feminine appearance. However, some people neglect that fact that half of all Gardevoir are male. This can provide a bit of awkwardness. Luckily, Kirlia, Gardevoir's preevolution (and a feminine Pokémon in itself) can evolve into Gallade if it's male. Also, due to its appearance, Gardevoir hentai can be found in thousands of places on the Internet. If you can't find it, then you're a dumbass.

OP: /r/ rule 34 on gardevoir!!
Anonymous: We're not your fucking search engine.

by Derpa Sherpa April 1, 2009

Garden Spot High School

The school in the middle of no where, girls like to dress like sluts, guys are douches, and the teachers suck mad balls.

hey, you go to garden spot high school?
yeah, why?
a girl from there fucked me.

by blacklab43 January 2, 2012

avant garde

displaying ultramodernism or experimental style, especially in art or literature

Performance art can be considered avant garde in the way it communicates with it's audience addressing them often in a confrontational or interactive manner.

by zephyr January 26, 2005

gardener

An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.

"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"

by Beckee February 22, 2008

Ass gardener

A person that wants to have sex with your butthole.

Hello, I am an ass gardener

by UISjackolope (Sphen) January 30, 2003

Garbelflip

1.) Of or pertaining to any of the fish found off the Garbel Coast. Most notablly used in American culture in regards to the smell.

2.) An Eastern Eupopean curse word.

3.) The worst last name a litte kid could even even have.

1.) I dunno about that Rebecca chick...her room totally reeks like a garbelflip.

2.) Vas is der Garbelflip!!!!

3.) Teacher: William Garbelflip
William: *raises hand* Here. *cries for the rest of the day*

by u-e March 29, 2005

Gardening sucks

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

by Mowing masters November 1, 2017