pulling a gabe

To put forth a long list of excuses after loosing a game of table tennis.

Stop it with the excuses man, you're "pulling a gabe"

by Mike Beardman September 1, 2014

Gabe

Sickest name in the world,, perfect in every way. There are few names that can match the greatness of gabe, and none that can surpass it. People named Gabe or Gabriel are ridiculously sexy, athletic, genius, and well rounded individuals. Most cant even handle the pure awe of being around gabes. Theres no simpler way to put it, gabes are incredible in all aspects and there is no higher honor than being named Gabe.

"Dont you just want to faint whenever you see Gabe?"
"I cant wait to see Gabe, he's so awesome!"
"Gabe is so cute! I totaly have a crush on him :P"

by cyanide! November 27, 2012

Dirty Gabe

1. A condition that occurs when a fist, covered with a boxing glove, is inserted into another persons anus without the benefit of prior lubrication.

2. A form of sexual forplay where a exceptionally large hand or fist is inserted into the rectum while being covered with an even larger object (i.e. gloves, brass knuckles, wool mittens).

My girl won't get turned on unless I glove up and give her a vigerous Dirty Gabe.

by Trickmasta T. Shizzle November 30, 2010

Gabe

sweet caring sexy as mother fucker. always has a a huge cock and always supplies the good poop u alr know he brings that hyena Dookey

Gabe come over here and fuck me good

by sexy man boy sex October 15, 2020

Gabe Purple

The nicest colour there is. Named 'Gabe Purple' after Gabe Saporta who wears a purple American Apparel hoodie.

Girl 1: "I love your hoodie, what colour is that?!"
Girl 2: "It's Gabe Purple!"

by sssssanti February 3, 2009

Gabe Newell

A large hairy beast. Though rarely seen, this beast can be found in the United States. This is an endangered species so hunting it would be illegal.

Bigfoot is the closest representation I can think of.

by that d00d September 15, 2004

Gabe

Gabe is one of the funniest people you will every know! He knows every button to press to make you happy. He has light brown hair, glasses, skinny, and he’s really tall. He is extremely friendly and respectful! He loves making stupid jokes. He might be a band nerd, but there’s nothing you won’t love about him! He always thinks of others! He’s kind of a flirt (depending on the person) and he’s a people person! He likes talking and won’t stop. He tries his best to know everyone! When he’s does wrong, he won’t stop till he makes it right. He’s very open about his life and opinion once he gets to know you. He might get shy about certain things, but ones he trust you there’s nothing he won’t tell you. He’s the most amazing and loving guy every! If you find a Gabe, don’t let him go! He will be your best friend no matter what! ♥️
Have you met Gabe yet?! He’s amazing!

Have you met Gabe yet?

by Ryleebear3 December 8, 2018